Note to self:

When talking with tech support people at any company, anywhere (anymore), do not adopt usual vocal tones and stylings (even if it should be text-based, as this most recent spate).  None of the techs are native English speakers, and while they are knowledgeable in their fields and very capable of handling straight-forward questions in syntactically-neutral construction, ironic self-deprecation involving vocal tics and ellipses will do nothing but confuse them.  Honestly, you'd have the same problem if you were doing CS/TS in French.

Rachael Ray, Cannibal extraordinaire

Rachael Ray, Cannibal extraordinaire
Originally uploaded by Yrmencyn.

Either Rachael needs to be investigated by a federal agency, or Cox Digital cut off the description at an inopportune point.

[The missing word is 'vegetables,' btw]