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This weekend is one of the first in a long time that I've been home, instead of gallivanting around the country or recovering from camp (or preparing for camp) or whatever.  As such, I've really been having a good time just relaxing.  Today, I went to Highland Coffees for the first time in a long time, the better to sit around, read, and drink coffee and tea.  I was most excited, since I'd received Middlesex  on Friday (and thus it begins!), and I was looking forward to a nice long session of caffeinated reading, sitting in the warm Louisiana summer air under Highland's bower.  Mmmm.  Anyway, getting to the subject, today I was wearing a shirt that was given to me by Dr. Ancelet.  It has text on it in French.  While I was getting a refill of dark-roast coffee (mmmm), the barista asked me what my shirt said.  I responded "Speak French on purpose!"  It was only as I was walking away that I realized I had answered the pragmatic question, not the actual one (that is to say, I had responded as above, telling her what the shirt meant in our lingua franca, rather than saying "Parle français par exprès!", which is what the shirt literally says).  The amusing fact is that I was, in a way, actually acting directly counter to the instructions of my shirt.  No real point, just recounting.

Middlesex, by the way, is wonderful so far (about a third of the way through).  I should expect no less, of course, since it's been recommended to me not only by national reviewers (and the awarders of the Pulitzer Prize) but also by [livejournal.com profile] rnbowpixy; personal recommendations carry a lot of weight.  It is absolutely nothing like I expected, but in a very good way.  Rather than being a stridently political book about an intersexed person (which I foolishly expected), it's a broad-reaching symphonic study of sexuality, love, immigration, and a myriad other topics that all combine to make up human nature.  Beautiful.

Last night Shane, Rebecca, and I went out to eat at J. Alexander with two of Rebecca's fellow TFAers.  I'd noticed the restaurant over by the Mall of Louisiana earlier, but hadn't really given it a second thought.  225 Magazine, however, recently ranked it as having the second-best salads in the city, and thus was Rebecca's curiosity piqued: as an Orthodox Jew, she eats a lot of salads when she dines out, since they're one of the few safe things.  J. Alexander's turns out to be a somewhat upscale steakhouse/Americana place that I found to be very pleasant.  It's got a very fancy feel without being overly stuffy or pricey, which I appreciate.  The cheeseburger I had was one of the best I've had in a long, long time, juicy and savory and full of beef flavor.  The wine also made me happy; I got a quite reasonably priced Côtes du Rhone, which was quite tasty.  Course, the tastiness was only enhanced by the fact that they serve all their wines in -- wait for it -- Reidel!  I mean, Christ, what restaurant in the 15$ non-steak-entree price-range uses that level of glassware?!  Very fun.  Even if the waiter was a little flaky, but I'm over it :)

My parents had been in earlier in the day to steal away my bed.  See, I had no plans of taking it to Ohio, and my brother's moving to a house off-campus in Austin this year, so he's getting it.  Mom and Dad drove from Nac, took me to lunch, helped me transport a dresser I bought home, packed up the bed, and drove back, because my whole family is crazy; we don't think that much of driving 10 hours in a day.  Did I mention lunch?  Yes.  I hadn't been to Parrain's in a while, and I was very happy to go there.  I hope they enjoyed it like I did -- I had the barbecued drum like last time I went there, because it's so. damn. good.  Our waiter... this is weird.  I got friended by this guy on Facebook a couple weeks ago, but I declined it (because I don't know him) and thought nothing more of it.  So yesterday, our server is greeting us and I'm thinking "he looks really familiar!  why?"  The bill comes with his name and... ah, it's him.  There we go.  So odd.

Also, did I mention a dresser?  Why yes I did.  The parents also took my dresser, which is a primary colored wooden thing that's been in my room since my childhood.  In its place, I now have a faux-pine chest of drawers, straight from your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart.  About ninety bucks and three hours of assembly later (it took forever because my Phillips head screwdrivers seem to have run away, leaving me with only a multi-tool to work with), I now have a nice looking dresser that doesn't make me feel like a juvenile.  There was also a lot of cleaning involved, as you can see from the pictures below.

Pictures )

Friday night was also a night of fun and food (that seems to have gone on a lot this weekend, wow).  Erin, Katie, Mandi, and I started out by going to Waka House, a new sushi place out at Sherwood Forest & Coursey (give or take).  The sushi was quite good, and the value was wonderful: we ate until we were nearing stomach rupture, but we only spent 15$ plus tip apiece.  That's... shocking.  I mean, really.  Yay!  We continued by going to Hole Experience, where Katie and Mandi intended to get piercings.  Unfortunately, there were some issues, and it didn't end up happening, but still it was good times.  We had planned on going to see Clerks II, but it appears that it's no longer showing in Baton Rouge :(  I do note that it's still showing in New Orleans, but apparently only until Thursday?  So I guess I'll have to wait for it to come out on DVD.  Instead, we wet to see Pulse.  It was't a bad little flick, as dystopian cyber-horror goes.  I do have to say it was the most bizarre depiction of Columbus, OH I've ever seen.  I realize they were probably trying for a representative city of average Middle America, but... well, Columbus just isn't that urban of an urban space.  Sure, it's definitely a city, but that whole tenement-y buildings everywhere, full of urban angst and disquiet shtick?  Not so much.  Very amusing to those of us that know the city.

And now, finally, I think I've come to my conclusion.  Huzzah!
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I was going to write about the Grey's finale, but I figure each of you has at least one other flist person who will, so let's just say that I hyperventilated a lot and actually pulled on my hair. Oh, and. Spoiler )

What I'm actually going to bitch about is faux Early Modern English. This is sparked by me looking at TWoP and seeing this blurb for the recap of the 7th Heaven non-finale:
And so the Lord sayeth to Brenda Hampton: 'Whosoever cancels this show, so shall his network be merged with another struggling network to form one new network, and this new network shall resurrect thy show for thirteen new episodes and an eleventh season.' And so Brenda went forth and made a series finale that did truly sucketh, but was not the series finale after all
Christ, people. Look, I know what you're going for here, the whole ironic-Biblical-formality-through-archaism thing, but like so many people, you just suck at it.  Early Modern English was a distinct form of the language with actual rules.  You can't just make a shitty pastiche and run with it, you actually have to follow the goddam rules, for fuck's sake.  Let's break this down.

And so the Lord sayeth to Brenda Hampton
This isn't really bad, although I'd be more inclined to go with a past tense.  Yes, the past tense has a different form.  It's usually the same as our modern forms, i.e. 'said'.  If you really must have a hokey archaism, try for 'spake' (speak, now-obsolete past tense).  It even allows you to say 'unto' after it, which is always fun.

Whosoever cancels this show, so shall his network be merged with another struggling network to form one new network
OK, this is really mostly a question of rhetorical style, and sticking to tense.  You're making a hypothetical here, so let's maybe make the first clause not in the straight-up indicative.  Like... "Whosoever should cancel," or "Whosoever shall cancel."  Just a suggestion.

and this new network shall resurrect thy show for thirteen new episodes and an eleventh season
Actually, you managed to use 'thy' properly and you managed not to inflect the main verb (resurrect) following a modal (shall).  Good job.

And so Brenda went forth and made a series finale that did truly sucketh, but was not the series finale after all
Oh, and you were doing so well.  OK.  Look.  You can't do that.  'Suck' (which, I'm pretty sure it's a purposeful anachronism, but you do realize that's not really in style/period?) can't be inflected here, because it's not the main verb.  No?  OK, let's do this in contemporary language.  Which of these sentences is right? 
    1.  This sentence did suck.
    2.  This sentence did sucks.
Yes, that's right, the first sentence.  Hint: it's the same damned situation!  The ending in -s is exactly the same thing in our language as the ending in -eth in theirs!  Just think on that.  You can't just slap -eth on the end of any random verb.  Oh, and sweet Jesus God, don't be like some people and stick it to nouns (yes, I've seen it).  Ooh!  and while we're at here's a tidbit that you may not have known:  -est works similarly, but for verbs where 'thou' is the subject.

You know, I started this all pissed off, and now I'm just being a pedant.  Sigh.  Look, anyway, People.  Your attempts to write in Olde Tyme Englishe are shitty beyond question.  Please learn how to use the fucking language, or just leave well enough alone.
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Ha!  So I'm sitting here watching Daisy Cooks! on LPB+, and she just said her bacalao fresco was so good,Makes you wanna beat ya mama!"  I've heard that expression here as 'slap', most famously for the "Slap Ya Mama"!" brand of seasoning.  It was just so surprising to hear it come out of her mouth, since she's usually so non-controversial, and that could really be construed poorly.  Are other people familiar with this expression?

Thought I'd mention the epilogue to last night's madness.  I decided that instead of going to bed I'd run a searing hot bath and just soak in it while reading.  Strangely, hot water plus articles on energy, foreign, and military policies equals relaxation.  I felt much better afterward.

The car saga continues, now with new and improved annoyance!  As I was driving home from campus, the car started shuddering.  And then a foul smell started emanating from the engine.  And then I would occasionally hear clanking noises, like metal hitting metal.  Unsurprisingly, the dashboard thinks I should check my engine soon.  Ya think?  I did have the presence of mind to check engine fluids, and they're all good.  And this has appeared all of a sudden, post-accident, so I at least have a strong suspicion it's related.

Unfortunately no progress on the repair front.  I have contact info for his claim team, so I called them up when I got home.  They say they "are contractually obligated to make contact with the insured before we can being pay-out", which confuses me, since 'the insured' had called me to collect some more information on Wednesday prior to calling them, but hey.  OK.  The insurance guy was very polite and helpful, said he'd try calling 'the insured' again right away, and that he would call me just as soon as he made contact.  I just want to get this dealt with, especially since the sooner I get this started the sooner I can see about getting a rental; BR's a city where it's hard not to have a car, and I don't really want to drive mine right now, not while it's making the weirdness.

So yeah, that's me.  Garlic hummus from Whole Foods goes surprisingly well with "Fresh Made" Potato Chips from a surprisingly good deli in a gas station in Bardstown, Ky.  Yes, I'm still eating food from that drive.  What of it?
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I've decided I'm going to start using this thing as a sort of notebook to write down random jots.  I pledge to try not to do more than one of these a day, but I might cheat.

Vlad the DJ said to call him if anyone had any "requests.  With an s, plural, requests."  Both times, 'requests' was pronounced [rIkw3s'], which I think is absolutely great.  Oh Southern English, with your finial cluster simplification.

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As I was driving Phoebe to and from the vet today (we're limiting food now, fatty-cat [although she's really not fat, but she's gained over 2 lbs since last time, which equals a ~25% increase, so we're being all preventative and shit]), I saw the strangest thing.  As I was driving up, the regular gas at the Exxon (or is it a Chevron?) on Jefferson Hwy just south of Corporate was $2.45, which... damn.  To give you an idea of the normal price today, the Exxon near my house is 2.35, and the Albertson's on Perkins at Essen is 2.27.  But then as I'm driving back, the workers are out there changing the price to $2.59!  Holy crap!  I mean, that's more than 20 cents above anything else I've seen around today.  Do they know something we don't, or does that gas come with a blowjob?  I mean, JESUS.

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The dictionary.com word of the day for March 11 is just splendiforous.  If someone used this word in conversation I would a) not think it meant what it does & b) think it was a spontaneous neologism.  And yet, it's not at all.  Ladies and Gentlemen, your word of the day is crapulous.
Today's word, uxorious, ain't too bad either.

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