Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Huneke!
Mar. 16th, 2006 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, when I awoke this morning, I found this on the toilet:

"WTF Mike,
I just sat in
some piss on the
seat. Clean up
after yourself!
That shit is disrespectful.
- Kregg"
I left this in return:

"Oh please.
Last I used the toilet I
was sitting, reading a book. Am
I to hear I have magical
flying piss now? Let's
not even get me started on
cleanliness issues, shall we?
And honestly, stop it w/ the
passive-aggressive notes and
walk-by accusations:
'That shit is disrespectful.'
-Mike"
I had to run home today, and he was there, but the note was still on the toilet, so I don't know if he saw it. I removed it, since I decided that I needed not to sink to his level. I particularly liked my first draft, though, that started out "Bitch please" instead.
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On an entirely different note, this is a far more critically analytical write-up than I'm used to seeing in the popular media, even in Slate: "G-d's Reggae Star - How Matisyahu became a pop phenomenon"

"WTF Mike,
I just sat in
some piss on the
seat. Clean up
after yourself!
That shit is disrespectful.
- Kregg"
I left this in return:

"Oh please.
Last I used the toilet I
was sitting, reading a book. Am
I to hear I have magical
flying piss now? Let's
not even get me started on
cleanliness issues, shall we?
And honestly, stop it w/ the
passive-aggressive notes and
walk-by accusations:
'That shit is disrespectful.'
-Mike"
I had to run home today, and he was there, but the note was still on the toilet, so I don't know if he saw it. I removed it, since I decided that I needed not to sink to his level. I particularly liked my first draft, though, that started out "Bitch please" instead.
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On an entirely different note, this is a far more critically analytical write-up than I'm used to seeing in the popular media, even in Slate: "G-d's Reggae Star - How Matisyahu became a pop phenomenon"
Re: it had to be said
Date: 2006-03-17 04:57 am (UTC)And I love your icon.