Finkel is Einhorn, Einhorn is Huneke!

[yrmencyn]

So, when I awoke this morning, I found this on the toilet:

"WTF Mike,
    I just sat in
some piss on the
seat.  Clean up
after yourself!
That shit is disrespectful.
          - Kregg"

I left this in return:

"Oh please.
    Last I used the toilet I
was sitting, reading a book. Am
I to hear I have magical
flying piss now?  Let's
not even get me started on
cleanliness issues, shall we?
And honestly, stop it w/ the
passive-aggressive notes and
walk-by accusations:
'That shit is disrespectful.'
                      -Mike"

I had to run home today, and he was there, but the note was still on the toilet, so I don't know if he saw it.  I removed it, since I decided that I needed not to sink to his level.  I particularly liked my first draft, though, that started out "Bitch please" instead.

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On an entirely different note, this is a far more critically analytical write-up than I'm used to seeing in the popular media, even in Slate: "G-d's Reggae Star - How Matisyahu became a pop phenomenon"

Comments

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

Wow..that is reminiscent of WAB. I'm sorry the roommate gods have frowned on you again..but the response note is high-larious!

[lucki-dog.livejournal.com]

Watter does this crazy thing some times called "spash" sometimes it happens when you pull down on the magic silver handle, it other words, that dude should just piss off.

it had to be said

[tiggerbone.livejournal.com]

Isn't "pissing off" what caused this problem in the first place? ;)

Re: it had to be said

[daundelyon.livejournal.com]

No, pissing on caused the problem. ;)

Re: it had to be said

[tiggerbone.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Point taken.

And I love your icon.

[groovy2382.livejournal.com]

ok your note made me giggle to no end.

[purple-phys.livejournal.com]

OK, so from experience, you don't need to sink to his level. I made that mistake with returning the passive-aggressive note shit. That went poorly.

Besides, how does he know that it was piss and not water?

[groovy2382.livejournal.com]

Moreover...how does he know its Mike's piss? Did he do CSI type DNA testing?

[purple-phys.livejournal.com]

And where did he get the control??

[rnbowpixy.livejournal.com]

Kregg can eat my ass.

[pixidala.livejournal.com]

It's really this piss that's disrespectful... there's not a shit to be seen. Well, except maybe your roomie. And that is really very Brian of him... btw, your kitchen photos made my skin crawl. Just yuck.

[daundelyon.livejournal.com]

Oy. Stomp on this now, before it gets out of hand. Disrespectful is leaving a note instead of talking to you about it.

[pyralis-phyre.livejournal.com]

ah, those days of Huneke. *shakes head* You need to get Claire down there to clean that kitchen.
Oh, and every morning when I wake up, my toilet seat is wet. sometimes, there's also kitty litter on it. because Erzuli prefers it over the waterbowl. Just a thought.

Pyr.

[queenmargot.livejournal.com]

I sort of love Kregg. In the same way I love The Mayor...